dunderheed
26-Sep-06, 08:16
And Finally . . . .
A SCHOOL teacher was arrested yesterday at Prestwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator. At a news conference later, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify him, but said he had been charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
A SCHOOL teacher was arrested yesterday at Prestwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator. At a news conference later, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify him, but said he had been charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.