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Walter Ego
18-Apr-11, 21:17
I am having problems getting into my house.
Every time I try to walk through the doorway I hear a loud wooden 'thud' and come to a painful halt. It's almost as if someone has placed a large oblong piece of wood with a letterbox half way up in my way.
What should I do?
John Little
18-Apr-11, 21:25
Go to Spec-savers?...
Open your eyes. :roll: :lol:
Try going around the back. If the same thing occurs, then the problem is almost definately with your house. Your only option would be to move to a warmer climate.
John Little
18-Apr-11, 21:44
You might try this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcD8RW6Leo&feature=related
Or move into a tent. You still might not be able to get in but it wouldnt hurt as much.
What you need is a Magic Wand like the one pictured below. Use it when you approach your house and you will gain entry.
http://i55.tinypic.com/14jx10y.jpg
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what u need is one off those implements that when u pull the cable it starts to go burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and rotates round at great speed slicing threw emmmmmm wood
I am having problems getting into my house.
Every time I try to walk through the doorway I hear a loud wooden 'thud' and come to a painful halt. It's almost as if someone has placed a large oblong piece of wood with a letterbox half way up in my way.
What should I do?
Apologise to the Mrs? .... assuming there is one?
Check the hinges on the door as you open it slowly... More likely to be the bottom one...
Angel...
You might try this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcD8RW6Leo&feature=related
Bit of a faff if you are carrying shopping :lol:
Metalattakk
19-Apr-11, 09:21
I am having problems getting into my house.
Every time I try to walk through the doorway I hear a loud wooden 'thud' and come to a painful halt. It's almost as if someone has placed a large oblong piece of wood with a letterbox half way up in my way.
What should I do?
You mean your house didn't come pre-installed with one of these?
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z55/Metalattakk/121807doorman.jpg
I'd get one forthwith, if I were you. All the best houses have them these days.
you havent been through Portgower recently have you?? :eek:
Walter Ego
19-Apr-11, 14:55
You mean your house didn't come pre-installed with one of these?
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z55/Metalattakk/121807doorman.jpg
I'd get one forthwith, if I were you. All the best houses have them these days.
:confused
Why would I want an unemployed pilot hanging around my abode?
tonkatojo
19-Apr-11, 16:07
:confused
Why would I want an unemployed pilot hanging around my abode?
To open the door ya dip. :roll:
But are you sure this really is your house?
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