tonkatojo
14-Feb-11, 23:02
This is true ;)
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam. Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted ..
The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I sighed and gave her my name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, now a very embarrassed man.
But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
"NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.."
The room erupted in applause!
"The moral is, DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!"
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam. Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted ..
The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I sighed and gave her my name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, now a very embarrassed man.
But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
"NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.."
The room erupted in applause!
"The moral is, DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!"