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DrSzin
25-Aug-06, 11:21
http://www.geocities.com/drszin/einstein.jpg
Rheghead
25-Aug-06, 11:26
"You wouldn't listen, would you DrSzin! God does play dice with the universe afterall!"
paris
25-Aug-06, 11:36
Dont look at me you fool........ look in the mirror, your a mess !
j4bberw0ck
25-Aug-06, 11:40
"....... and this idiot ate the blue one!"
Saveman
25-Aug-06, 12:34
"Oi! Einstein! NOooooooooo! Don't you know your research lead to the development of the nuclear bomb, and thus to the possibility of global thermonuclear war????"
Rheghead
25-Aug-06, 12:48
"Oi! Einstein! NOooooooooo! Don't you know your research lead to the development of the nuclear bomb, and thus to the possibility of global thermonuclear war????"

Don't blame poor old Einstein, it is the madness of politics that leads to war! He had the best of intentions as a pacifist! Anyway, he made the error of speculating that alpha particles could split the atom, well were safe there then until someone else came along...
Saveman
25-Aug-06, 12:52
OK, what about this then.....



"You're not Albert Einstein! Albert Einstein died on 18th April 1955! You're an actor......show me your equity card!"
Kingetter
25-Aug-06, 16:24
http://audiencewitheinstein.co.uk/images/ein-enfield1.jpg

"Him Good Cop, me Bad Cop, take your choice"
Carlo Gambino
25-Aug-06, 16:29
This blowk is gowna run tescos, are you lot gowna complain boud im? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kingetter
25-Aug-06, 16:31
This blowk is gowna run tescos, are you lot gowna complain boud im? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and the other one ASDA's?
Carlo Gambino
25-Aug-06, 16:39
Stop pinching my Idea`s Kingetter[evil] [evil]
Kingetter
25-Aug-06, 16:43
Stop pinching my Idea`s Kingetter[evil] [evil]


Oh you mean that was your next line eh? - no sweat - dead end.
scotsboy
25-Aug-06, 19:01
I'll bend more than Light Albert ya waste of space, I havna the time till gravitate till ma relatives wi all this E=mc2 nonsense.
scorrie
25-Aug-06, 20:43
http://audiencewitheinstein.co.uk/images/ein-enfield1.jpg

Oi, Einstein, Noooo. You may well be the greatest mind of the 20th Century but when I catch you making molecules using my Chupa Chup lollies, I might let it go once, but see if you do it a second time then my finger's going right up your black hole. (nostril, settle down at the back)
Sporran
26-Aug-06, 04:43
http://www.geocities.com/drszin/einstein.jpg

"Oi, can you believe it??? I get this nice, spiffy haircut. sexy aftershave and cool new clothes. But my wife's still more impressed wiv this 'ere genius, Albert Mop Head bloomin' Einstein himself!"
Niall Fernie
26-Aug-06, 09:58
cosmological constant? NOOOOOOOOOO
Whitewater
26-Aug-06, 17:09
http://www.geocities.com/drszin/einstein.jpg

His elephant stood on my cat.
scorrie
26-Aug-06, 18:02
http://www.geocities.com/drszin/einstein.jpg

The owner of the Camps Bar tracks down the guy who stole the balls off the Pool Table.
scorrie
26-Aug-06, 18:04
His elephant stood on my cat.

Or, "What's the matter Dee Dubya, cat got your tongue?"
Saveman
26-Aug-06, 18:05
"What's the crack with the moustache bud??"
Dreadnought
26-Aug-06, 18:18
http://www.geocities.com/drszin/einstein.jpg


E=MC˛ is all very well but if 'e comes rahnd 'ere again, an' nicks my cherries fer 'is scientific models...