2little2late
24-Aug-06, 22:59
I was in Wick jobcentre this afternoon when a dog walked up to one of the advisors and said,
"I want a job".
The advisor was taken aback and replied,
"Can you say that again?".
The dog replied,
"I want a job".
The advisor then replied,
"A talking dog, I'll see what vacancies we have".
After searching the vacancies for a couple of minutes, the advisor told the dog,
"We have a vacancy in a circus".
The dog then replied,
"I don't want a job in a circus".
"May I asked why?"
Asked the advisor.
"Because I'm a brickie".
Replied the dog.
"I want a job".
The advisor was taken aback and replied,
"Can you say that again?".
The dog replied,
"I want a job".
The advisor then replied,
"A talking dog, I'll see what vacancies we have".
After searching the vacancies for a couple of minutes, the advisor told the dog,
"We have a vacancy in a circus".
The dog then replied,
"I don't want a job in a circus".
"May I asked why?"
Asked the advisor.
"Because I'm a brickie".
Replied the dog.