Murchiemannie
24-Aug-06, 21:30
A young boy attending his first funeral in Wick saw the letters R.I.P. on a gravestone.
"what does that mean?" he enquired.
Quick as a flash his father replied
"reared in Pulteney."
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A crofter from Lybster fearing his wife who was in labour was about to give birth cycled quickly to the Doctor's surgery
to find a locum standing in for the Doctor.
Hurry doctor, hurry!
"Why is your wife in a state of pregnancy,"
Mercy no! she's in the hoose.
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"what does that mean?" he enquired.
Quick as a flash his father replied
"reared in Pulteney."
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A crofter from Lybster fearing his wife who was in labour was about to give birth cycled quickly to the Doctor's surgery
to find a locum standing in for the Doctor.
Hurry doctor, hurry!
"Why is your wife in a state of pregnancy,"
Mercy no! she's in the hoose.
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