tonkatojo
05-Oct-10, 11:32
One day a father leaves work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for £9.95,
Shopping Barbie for £9.95,
Beach Barbie for £9.95,
Disco Barbie for £9.95,
Ballerina Barbie for £9.95,
Astronaut Barbie for £9.95,
Skater Barbie for £9.95,
and Divorced Barbie for £265.95 ".
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £9.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's privates".
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for £9.95,
Shopping Barbie for £9.95,
Beach Barbie for £9.95,
Disco Barbie for £9.95,
Ballerina Barbie for £9.95,
Astronaut Barbie for £9.95,
Skater Barbie for £9.95,
and Divorced Barbie for £265.95 ".
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £9.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's privates".