neepnipper
11-Jul-06, 08:14
Back in JOG working for the season, top ten list of grockle questions so far this year:
In reverse order:
10:Q: (Pointing to Stroma) Is that the Isle of Lewis?
A: No that's Stroma!
9: Q: What is an Orkney?
A: A group of islands.
8: Q: Do you sell Welsh tartan?
A: Do what?!
7: Q: Can you always see the Shetlands so clearly?
A: Only if you have super human eyesight!
6: Q: Can you use english stamps here?
A: Yes!!
5: Q: Where is the anvil?
A: Err.... Gretna Green!
4: Q: Where is the town centre (of JOG)?
A: Your in it!
3: Q: Oooh, you're not Scottish, where are you from?
A: Originally, Devon.
2: Q: Do you actually live here?
A: Yes I ACTUALLY do.
1: Q: What has happened to the hotel?
A: This is the only sensible question I get asked and I wouldn't mind a decent answer myself, totally lets JOG down.
In reverse order:
10:Q: (Pointing to Stroma) Is that the Isle of Lewis?
A: No that's Stroma!
9: Q: What is an Orkney?
A: A group of islands.
8: Q: Do you sell Welsh tartan?
A: Do what?!
7: Q: Can you always see the Shetlands so clearly?
A: Only if you have super human eyesight!
6: Q: Can you use english stamps here?
A: Yes!!
5: Q: Where is the anvil?
A: Err.... Gretna Green!
4: Q: Where is the town centre (of JOG)?
A: Your in it!
3: Q: Oooh, you're not Scottish, where are you from?
A: Originally, Devon.
2: Q: Do you actually live here?
A: Yes I ACTUALLY do.
1: Q: What has happened to the hotel?
A: This is the only sensible question I get asked and I wouldn't mind a decent answer myself, totally lets JOG down.