Lindarabett
05-Jul-06, 19:26
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and
was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to
his wife, "When I die. I want you to take all my money and put it in the
casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died,
she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was
stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there in black, and her
friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before
the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a
minute!" She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in
the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and the rolled it
away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm
a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to
put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that
money in the casket with him!!!!?
"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account
and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to
his wife, "When I die. I want you to take all my money and put it in the
casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died,
she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was
stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there in black, and her
friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before
the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a
minute!" She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in
the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and the rolled it
away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm
a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to
put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that
money in the casket with him!!!!?
"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account
and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."