Nello
02-Jul-06, 20:09
Just received this from a mate across the pond .. ;)
Scottish Weather
40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably ..People in Scotland sunbathe.
35 degrees - Italian cars won't start .. People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats .. People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt.
15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state .. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.
0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on .. People in Scotland have a last bar-b-q before it gets cold.
-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct .. People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico .. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic .. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.
-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole .. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.
-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes .. People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky.
-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt .. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops .. People in Scotland start saying " A bit chilly eh? "
-500 degrees - Hell freezes over .. Scottish people support England in the World Cup.
Scottish Weather
40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably ..People in Scotland sunbathe.
35 degrees - Italian cars won't start .. People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats .. People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt.
15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state .. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.
0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on .. People in Scotland have a last bar-b-q before it gets cold.
-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct .. People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico .. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic .. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.
-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole .. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.
-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes .. People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky.
-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt .. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops .. People in Scotland start saying " A bit chilly eh? "
-500 degrees - Hell freezes over .. Scottish people support England in the World Cup.