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John Little
25-Apr-10, 18:11
Explanation;
We write a story; who knows - it may turn into a major novel
.
Rules
Contributors are limited to six words only per post
Posts must continue and follow what came in the previous post.
No-one to post two consecutive posts
Apart from that, as many contributions as you like.
People breaking the rules will be squashed by a large foot coming out of the sky.
I'll start;
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A maniac stalked Thurso's darkened streets...
avoid John little, the pubic's advised... :)
Steer clear, he's mad and dangerous!
i hear people say is there any truth in that you know what asmall towns like
little John's like John Little.
oh john yes is it the same john little that lived in tormsdale place
John Little
25-Apr-10, 19:56
... the nutter lived in Tormsdale Place...
I thought you were going to write the story after you retired early :)
His maniacal laugh filled the night
John Little
25-Apr-10, 20:34
...an axe in his hand...
..and revenge was his blinding desire.
John Little
25-Apr-10, 22:05
THEY had done him wrong and...
they were going to regret it....
"Cut!" yelled the director "That's perfect."
kjandcrew
25-Apr-10, 23:24
but in came an incomer .........
kjandcrew
25-Apr-10, 23:38
but left and ....
teenybash
26-Apr-10, 00:31
threw a newspaper at the director.
kjandcrew
26-Apr-10, 00:55
"its the Groat" he yelled maybe we should ....
Velma squeezed my arm, "Pentland Hotel?"
"I fancy a cocktail," she said . . .
(notice I can count six words and I ain't seen the Monty Python foot yet, John! :Razz)
John Little
26-Apr-10, 08:54
A BLOODY Mary? He asked...
Perfect cover - hotel full of Gaels
John Little
26-Apr-10, 14:39
...who were shouting CELTIC ya bunch...
A small gingerish man was shouting...
John Little
26-Apr-10, 14:49
...something about kilts and blowlamps...
as he wafted his plaid about.
John Little
26-Apr-10, 15:39
Shouting 'See you Jimmy' as he...
Velma: " Come to my broom closet."
John Little
26-Apr-10, 15:55
...but I ain't in the closet...
"You have come out?" she queried.
A bucket there? OOR WULLIE?
"There's a hole in yer bucket, Velma!"
John Little
26-Apr-10, 17:12
Then fix it dear Johnnie!
Hands grasped me - streetcar tracks - where.....?
John Little
26-Apr-10, 17:28
Streetcars! In Thurso- I realised instantly...
This was a streecar named cassiemire
John Little
26-Apr-10, 19:10
He leaped on the platform armed...
with only a rolled up Groat!
John Little
26-Apr-10, 19:44
and attacked the conductor named...
The hotel erupted - screams, howling, nakedness....
Chames Mackay from up West way . . .
John Little
26-Apr-10, 19:47
shouted 'HOOOCH' and waved a claymore..
Boris! Seeking genetically modified disintegrating tweed.
John Little
26-Apr-10, 20:35
strode boldly through the Pentland hotel...
and attacked the conductor named...
The hotel erupted - screams, howling, nakedness....
Soz guys I am outta here - rich is writing his own private novella played out in his heid! Happy to say I canna get in there! :rolleyes:
Too bad about that!
But you got to able to plot in these games! Otherwise it's....nothing!
Too bad about that!
But you got to able to plot in these games! Otherwise it's....nothing!
Well you said it hun! :Razz
... and then the good fairy ...............
waved her wand and the frog . . .
.. exploded into a million bits revealing ..................
revealing his true identity which was . . .
none other than the org's own ..........................
....Riggerboy, en route to Masked Ball....
he hez til keep hid on . . .
teenybash
27-Apr-10, 00:01
Tajmahal McPherson fae Watten....
...half Indian, half Scottish, complete nutter....
lot of them about - certainly here!
John Little
27-Apr-10, 08:56
well he got on his bike...
and promptly fell off cos someone had stolen the front wheel ............
John Little
27-Apr-10, 10:11
(More than 6 words! The big foot is after yooooo!)
He leaped to his feet brandishing...
teenybash
27-Apr-10, 11:50
nuts and bolts, shouting...
John Little
27-Apr-10, 15:40
A coachload of shoemakers going by...
teenybash
27-Apr-10, 18:48
stopped seeing the distressed Tajmahal and...
warned him of the 6 word curse ....................
(that is six words and one number!!) :lol:
John Little
27-Apr-10, 21:11
May all thy scrabsters fall off..
He confused everyone ...............
John Little
28-Apr-10, 11:08
by asking the cobblers if they...
had a pound of mince .............
so they had a whip round . . .
until the guy yelled STOP .........
that's my missing bunnet yer usin!
John Little
28-Apr-10, 17:59
but by now it was full...
of foreign coins and brown buttons . . .
John Little
28-Apr-10, 21:35
Tajmahal shouted - worse than Wickers ye...
even so he snatched the bunnet . . .
John Little
28-Apr-10, 21:42
counting the Euros for a Greek...
meal from the new 'Spoons menu . . .
John Little
28-Apr-10, 21:48
but then he remembered that Euros...
are dear to use just now . . .
teenybash
29-Apr-10, 01:39
and wondered if a couple of....
John Little
29-Apr-10, 08:55
Russian Mafia bosses would take it...
in exchange for sweeties ..................... ;)
John Little
29-Apr-10, 10:03
Suddenly a drunken duck called Fred....
teenybash
29-Apr-10, 23:50
from Peking waddled and staggered to.....
John Little
30-Apr-10, 08:39
to a nearby pub and ordered...
Sicsh Pintsh and a hawf ..............
John Little
30-Apr-10, 15:29
The cobblers stared in amazement and....
said "but this is a church" .............
John Little
30-Apr-10, 15:40
'I don't mind' said the Duck
"Any communion wine?" hic!!!
John Little
30-Apr-10, 17:26
'Fowl Papist!' shouted a Wee Free....
"Nah - alkee!" he shouted back . . .
John Little
30-Apr-10, 17:42
and a fight started, feathers, beak...
the pews were awash with . . .
John Little
30-Apr-10, 17:47
hoisin sauce, cucumber and Scottish blood...
teenybash
30-Apr-10, 23:45
The drunken duck was now featherless....
John Little
01-May-10, 07:22
but still game, pecking Wee Free's.....
(GAME - get it?)
free wii shouting, "My turn!"
John Little
01-May-10, 21:43
The disgusted cobblers reboarded their bus...
not realising the destination was now . . .
John Little
01-May-10, 21:59
a leaky scow in Scrabster harbour...
the driver had a cunning plan . . .
John Little
01-May-10, 22:10
involving insurance on his passengers' lives...
He had recently met up with . . .
John Little
02-May-10, 08:33
a dodgy chiel frae Wick called...
teenybash
02-May-10, 15:05
Eric Von Claptoot, whose mother was...
John Little
02-May-10, 15:09
a retired one-eyed pole-dancer called Tillie... (hyphens are allowed)
She had one of those faces ...................
John Little
02-May-10, 17:34
that could scare great white sharks...
... and turn men to stone ..........
John Little
02-May-10, 17:46
Tillie took the scow's helm as...
the cobblers filed aboard with glee . . .
John Little
02-May-10, 19:42
little realising that 'Suggs' Sinclair, rascally....
has stashed an old herring behind . . .
John Little
02-May-10, 20:51
a box disguising a TNT smell...
The box was disguised too as . . .
teenybash
02-May-10, 23:08
old treasure chest bursting with....
John Little
03-May-10, 09:53
white Magnum bars covered in slime.
teenybash
03-May-10, 11:19
The aroma wafted round the cobblers....
John Little
03-May-10, 11:36
who were blown sky-high as the....
teenybash
05-May-10, 00:35
brass band on the quayside started...
pillaging all the ships ....................
John Little
05-May-10, 09:01
suddenly Viking raiders from Orkney launched...
teenybash
05-May-10, 12:24
an unrelenting attack on the bunch....
John Little
05-May-10, 12:27
of bananas sticking out of the....
teenybash
05-May-10, 22:27
wheeliebin, painted with go faster stripes......
John Little
06-May-10, 08:53
Then the Pennyland branch of Taleban...
... shouted "Who's for tea?" ..............
teenybash
06-May-10, 23:58
Mavis McCurdy in the sandwich bar....
John Little
07-May-10, 08:43
said 'sorry no halal here' suckers....
... let's have a dram then shouted ...................
teenybash
08-May-10, 23:31
My turn tae sing first and.....
John Little
09-May-10, 08:58
sang ditties aboot mad mullahs who...
teenybash
09-May-10, 18:25
who were decended from the mighty....
John Little
09-May-10, 19:35
kings of old Alba inhabiting Wick...
and trying to invade Thurso ....................
to get all there cheesecake for........
John Little
16-May-10, 18:13
their mates back in Kirkwall toon.
At last they set sail ............... ;)
ClachanHope
17-May-10, 19:07
..to find the secret harbour at Portgower...
Invisible
17-May-10, 19:47
......but of course, nobody was there...........
ClachanHope
17-May-10, 20:37
...or they were hiding in the shadows...
.. afraid of the werewolves that .................
John Little
20-May-10, 19:36
lurked on Vampire's leashes under the...
discarded Christmas trees which lay ..................
teenybash
21-May-10, 00:14
the traffic wardens feet who was......
trying to book santa's sleigh ..............
John Little
21-May-10, 10:47
to use in Wick Gala parade...
to try to outdo Thirsa Gala ................
John Little
22-May-10, 10:25
Armed, wary, from Portgower harbour they.....
teenybash
22-May-10, 20:20
marched with cudgels held high towards...
John Little
22-May-10, 20:56
a mysterious portal emblazoned with words.....
teenybash
23-May-10, 23:51
Strictly no wigs, false teeth or....
John Little
24-May-10, 10:24
necklaces made from cloves of garlic....
ClachanHope
27-May-10, 19:20
the werewolves, and vampires sat in wait..
John Little
27-May-10, 20:08
but the cobblers had a secret....
teenybash
27-May-10, 22:37
stash of "silver" nails and catapult.
Invisible
28-May-10, 12:28
funded by a Nigerian general
who laundered money as well as .................
John Little
28-May-10, 20:33
running a rough chip-shop in Wick (hypens is allahed!!)
teenybash
06-Jun-10, 00:17
The cobblers marched forth with their....
lasts clutched in their hands ..............
teenybash
06-Jun-10, 16:06
searching for soles to nail and.......
teenybash
10-Jun-10, 00:54
Through the portal an eerie figure.....
keeked out at them ..................
teenybash
10-Jun-10, 11:57
from bleary squinty eyes. It was.....
John Little
10-Jun-10, 18:17
a nasty wee troll whose nose....
teenybash
10-Jun-10, 23:51
dripped constantly, causing him to sneeze....
John Little
11-Jun-10, 06:43
and snort into a bloodstained hankey....
making everyone feel sick!
John Little
11-Jun-10, 20:57
Unabashed, the cobblers advanced, awls extended....
teenybash
11-Jun-10, 22:56
aiming to destroy snottery nose and.....
John Little
12-Jun-10, 07:55
terminate him with extreme prejudice by....
teenybash
13-Jun-10, 00:17
ramming their sharpened weapons directly into....
John Little
13-Jun-10, 07:26
his Achilles heel, the weak spot...
teenybash
13-Jun-10, 12:38
screaming, corsets bursting, he writhed furiously...
trying to break the chains ......
John Little
15-Jun-10, 15:35
thrown round him by the cobblers...
but try as he might ......................
teenybash
16-Jun-10, 00:24
they wouldn't loosen but tightened till......
he felt he would never ..................
teenybash
16-Jun-10, 22:26
breathe again and he didn't because.....
John Little
17-Jun-10, 12:06
Boldly the cobblers strode where no....
one would ever find them.
John Little
18-Jun-10, 10:54
A wild bearded figure confronted them....
John Little
18-Jun-10, 11:29
This made the accompanying Vikings angry....
so they jumped off a cliff.
John Little
23-Jun-10, 22:04
Swam, sailed their ship to Wick.....
teenybash
23-Jun-10, 23:59
intending to raid and pillage the........
John Little
24-Jun-10, 06:24
Pulteney area, before dining at Spoons....
but their compass broke and ................
John Little
24-Jun-10, 17:20
they ended up in Wick high street...
high and dry and looking at ............................ ;)
teenybash
24-Jun-10, 20:03
the Pultney Pygmies performing in Marketsquare...
John Little
24-Jun-10, 20:16
Furiously they drew swords and charged....
teenybash
24-Jun-10, 23:58
50p per head to watch the.........
morris dancing display. BANG! All eyes ................
John Little
25-Jun-10, 09:16
turned to this stupid English idiocy...
Gie's a break! roared one of .......
teenybash
25-Jun-10, 21:58
the onlookers..... go rattle yer bells....
in Lapland. Santa will be pleased .......
John Little
25-Jun-10, 22:32
'Are beer-bellies allowed?' said a morrisman
You need the tattie diet commented .............
teenybash
27-Jun-10, 00:22
Dinky Dora fae Dunnet, while fluttering......
her saltire in the face of ..................
John Little
27-Jun-10, 08:36
Wee Eck whose state visit was....
the most exciting thing to happen ................
John Little
27-Jun-10, 08:58
since the infamous 1987 'nudist' Gala....
teenybash
27-Jun-10, 10:42
where Caithness folk showed their......
true feelings for each other by ...............
John Little
27-Jun-10, 16:39
a ceremonial dunking of councillors in....
a vat of old pulteney (hic).
John Little
27-Jun-10, 17:00
Whooping Wickers danced round the vat....
throwing lumps of ice and shouting ............
John Little
27-Jun-10, 17:04
how's at for a frozen dacquiri?.
They fell into an exhausted sleep ..................
John Little
27-Jun-10, 17:12
So the Orkney Vikings stole their.....
morris sticks and sailed away to .............
John Little
27-Jun-10, 19:22
John O Groats to rob Americans...
of their burgers and chips ..............
John Little
27-Jun-10, 20:33
So fortified, hijacking the Stroma ferry....
and tried to compete with P&O ..............
John Little
28-Jun-10, 14:56
they hit an iceberg- women and children.....
(I think I am going to sit down this summer and put this story together so far....)
LAST roared the vikings as they ...............
(remember your friends when the money starts rolling in):lol:
John Little
28-Jun-10, 15:38
surged into the boats pushing aside...
all in their path. The lifeboat ...................
John Little
28-Jun-10, 17:11
was crewed by Goths, enemies of.....
absolutely everyone! Silently they rowed towards ....
teenybash
28-Jun-10, 23:38
a bunch of old mermaids strumming.....
cud yur mither ride a bike
YES they roared and she won ..............
John Little
29-Jun-10, 09:25
The mermaids took exception to this....
and threw rotten fish hitting them .......
John Little
29-Jun-10, 12:40
right where it hurts! They shouted....
teenybash
29-Jun-10, 15:57
their eyes stinging painfully, "Fight time......."
Flight time? Asked the English Team .........
teenybash
30-Jun-10, 21:32
"Ye hev' missed it boys!!" roared.......
John Little
30-Jun-10, 21:55
Big Angus fae Spring Park, "and...
there's nae anither til 2014!"
teenybash
03-Jul-10, 23:43
Meanwhile the owld mermaids splashed their.......
John Little
04-Jul-10, 08:29
tails in the water and sang....
"Row, row, row your boat gently ........................."
John Little
06-Jul-10, 17:37
to Scrabster and the Upper Deck.....
... to have a steak and ................
John Little
06-Jul-10, 17:56
get pi-eyed on good Chardonnay...
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