A Womans Poem

[Bazeye]

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a monkeys.

The End

[wicker8]

hi this is just a classic well done you have made my day lol

[moureen]

:)Right of to bed to start praying!!! thanks for making me smile.

[Anji]

'A Woman's Poem' is good.

'A Man's Poem' is brilliant!

[horseman]

Just managed to catch it--an just managed to get my breath back to.:)