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29-May-06, 12:46
we have all heard them,

when you break your legs dont come running to me

i havent sat down since i got up

shut your mouth and tell me whats wrong

can you see what i see

Billy Boy
29-May-06, 12:53
The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.

True friends always stab you in the front.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

29-May-06, 13:07
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

When all else fails, read the directions.

He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.

Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.

Happiness can't buy money.

I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Skydiving - Good to the last drop.

A penny saved is a congressional oversight.

A day without sunshine is like ... night.

All's well that ends.

It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

29-May-06, 14:17
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.

Billy Boy
29-May-06, 14:27
A bird in the hand can be messy,

A common malady is diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain.

A day without sun shine is like, night,

A problem drinker is one who never buys

Billy Boy
29-May-06, 17:17
'put wood in t'ole and save some coal'

'you know what thought did, don't you?

Don Quixote
29-May-06, 18:45
'you know what thought did, don't you?

... planted a feather and thought a hen would grow [lol]

29-May-06, 19:53
'you know what thought did, don't you?
followed a muck cart and thought it were a weddin':lol:

Another silly one is

"well, ill go the the foot of our stairs"

Billy Boy
29-May-06, 20:00
Ae half of the warld disna ken how the ither half lives,

A fisherman's walk, two steps and overboard,

A man under the influence of drink, if he speak at all, usually speaks truth.

29-May-06, 22:29
[lol] Not exactly silly sayings....but funny nonetheless....classic piece of Jade Goody conversation

Jade :They don't do that in the Thames though, do they ?Spencer : No. I don't work on the Thames though do I. I work in Cambridge.Jade :Is there not the Thames there ?Spencer :No !Jade :Oh. I thought the Thames went there.Spencer :No.Jade :What ? So you work in Cambridge, on a little river bank or somefink ?Spencer :Yes ... on a little river bank.Jade :Why - is there a river called the Cambridge river ?Spencer :Yeah, it's called the Cam.Jade :Really ? You swear ? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought that was the main one in London.Spencer :It is. I don't live in London.Jade :I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was ...Spencer :That Cambridge was in London ?Jade :Yeah. I knew Birmingham weren't in London. I thought Cambridge was in London.Spencer :Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said ?Jade :No ...Spencer :You thought Cambridge was in London ?Jade :Yeah. I thought it was just a bit out. In London, but a bit out. You know you've got Bermondsy, Lewisham and all them sort of places; I thought that Cambridge was in London, but a different place.Spencer :Cambridge is a city.Jade :But we've got the city in London.Spencer :Yes. The city is called London. And there's different parts of it. Cambridge is a city.Jade :Of where ? Kent ?Jade :Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a throw-off. Now where are you ? What's your country, and what's your things ? I'm confused.Spencer :What country am I from ? England. The city is called Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire.Jade :So it's not Kent then ?Spencer :No ... The region is called East Anglia.Jade :East Anglia ? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Anglia abroad ?Spencer :Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again ?Jade :Every time people tell me they work in East Anglia, I actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick ?Spencer :Well, I hate to say it; but ...Jade :No !Spencer :... you are.Jade :Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't it ?Spencer :No ... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different.Jade :So they're not together ? Where's Berlin ?

29-May-06, 22:34
If things don't change they'll stay the same.
You can't speak proper England like I used to could.

30-May-06, 02:30
cant never could
till teh cows come home
when pigs fly
in a pigs eye
if i had a penny for every time someone said that
yer od enough your wants wont hurt you
cross my heart hope to die stick a neeedle in my eye..

30-May-06, 02:31
oh and so lazy they wouldnt work in a pie factory

squashed frog
30-May-06, 08:56
'you know what thought did, don't you?

... thought his backside was hanging ower the side o the bed so he got out to go and push it back in again

30-May-06, 08:58
oh and so lazy they wouldnt work in a pie factory

Hmmm, wonder if this describes Acameron [lol]

Billy Boy
30-May-06, 10:13
Hmmm, wonder if this describes Acameron [lol]

ac would think he had died and gone to heaven lol[lol]