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  1. 14-Oct-06, 16:07 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by angela5 View Post
    Good now don't bump into me either...
    You might get a shock!


    "A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingetter View Post
    Bet the Doc has an answer to why camels are so miserable too
    'Cos they've always got the hump?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ann View Post
    'Cos they've always got the hump?
    My sakes lass, that's Einstein stuff for sure - well done. I know which restaurants you don't eat in lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingetter View Post
    To a chorus of "Oh yes we have no bananas"?



    No Bananas, No Bananas...we've no Bananas dede de dum....
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    Quote Originally Posted by angela5 View Post


    No Bananas, No Bananas...we've no Bananas dede de dum....
    Um - where's the image? No bananas and now no image?


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    "Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
    "Do you drink a lot?"

    "Not really - I spill most of it!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by angela5 View Post
    "Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
    "Do you drink a lot?"

    "Not really - I spill most of it!"
    Do your hands shake when you stutter?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingetter View Post
    Do your hands shake when you stutter?
    Crikey yes, it's bad enough with that then along comes an idiot and elbows ye one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by angela5 View Post
    Crikey yes, it's bad enough with that then along comes an idiot and elbows ye one...
    Och but that'll be a booboo eh?


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    An old man, a doctor and a story
    An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
    "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
    The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
    The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddently a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle."
    "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
    Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."
    The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
    "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear!"
    "And the moral of the story is...?" replied the doctor.
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    Very good and original.


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