Are there vampires in Portgower?

**mac 1** · 20-Mar-10, 15:28

during the war the home guard were trained at portgower,nobody could find them,because of this the war office named them the l.d.v

look,duck,and vanish

**elamanya** · 20-Mar-10, 16:49

Lost Dodging Vampires ........................

**Gleber2** · 20-Mar-10, 21:56

It may be significant but Port Gower was famous years ago for having the most expensive street lighthing system per capita in Scotland!!!!!!!???

**ducati** · 20-Mar-10, 22:31

Originally Posted by Gleber2

It may be significant but Port Gower was famous years ago for having the most expensive street lighthing system per capita in Scotland!!!!!!!???

Could that be because there are only four people and nine streetlamps?

**Invisible** · 20-Mar-10, 22:46

I think more people talk about Portgower than people in Portgower talk

**mac 1** · 20-Mar-10, 23:13

if you apply for a house in portgower,a form has to completed it askes three questions

1 your name
2 your age
3 your blood group

**John Little** · 21-Mar-10, 00:13

Does a Mr Sawney Bean live in Portgower?

**northener** · 21-Mar-10, 00:47

Originally Posted by John Little

Does a Mr Sawney Bean live in Portgower?

Mrs Northener always gets him confused wth Sean Bean......

**Phill** · 21-Mar-10, 01:11

Originally Posted by mac 1

if you apply for a house in portgower,a form has to completed it askes three questions

1 your name
2 your age
3 your blood group

And the first three questions are irrelevant.

**sids** · 21-Mar-10, 09:45

Originally Posted by Gleber2

It may be significant but Port Gower was famous years ago for having the most expensive street lighthing system per capita in Scotland!!!!!!!???

Money well spent.

Just try switching them off on a dark night and see what happens. Well you might not see it very well in the dark but stuff would happen, mark my words.

**John Little** · 21-Mar-10, 12:10

"Mrs Northener always gets him confused wth Sean Bean....."

Now that could be a terrible mistake to make. Tell her to watch oot for the guys with the pointy teeth. Sean Bean may be just a bit long in the tooth, but Sawney's definitely have a sharp look to them...

**Thumper** · 21-Mar-10, 12:13

You know years ago I ended up at a party in PG

knowing what I know now I dont think I would have accepted the invitation if I got it now

x

**veekay** · 21-Mar-10, 13:43

I drove through the village yesterday at four-ish, not a soul. There was a rotovator in a field - a new one mind - but no-one around. Weird place that

**John Little** · 21-Mar-10, 14:04

Can you buy garlic in the village that must not be named?

**crayola** · 21-Mar-10, 14:18

Originally Posted by John Little

Can you buy garlic in the village that must not be named?

No they won't allow it now but things may change when 'They' erect garlic signposts bearing the image of a strange man in a kilt screaming Inbhir Ùige at a billion decibels.

Scary times await us. Escape while you still can.

**John Little** · 21-Mar-10, 14:24

Inbhir Ùige! Don't these vampires just get on your Wick!
Don't they realise what's at stake?

**crayola** · 21-Mar-10, 14:45

I asked if they knew what was at stake but all I got in reply was......

Seo ur cothrom fios a chuir thugainn.

I think we're safe now.

**veekay** · 21-Mar-10, 16:05

Another little thought popped into my head ( it has to be a little thought I don't have the capacity for more). Has anyone ever seen dogs, cats, birds or anything else living in the village?

**mac 1** · 21-Mar-10, 20:02

talking about human stupidity,im told the cats,dogs,and birds escaped a few years ago,and are now working as highland councillors in various areas.you might have heard of the team leader,he has a degree his name is dr dolittle.