Mwahahahaha.
The Love Dress
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma
of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?!" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," thedaughter-in- law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in
this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me"
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and
lay on the couch, waiting for her husband toarrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying
there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. " What's for dinner?
He never heard the gunshot.
Hating people because of their colour is wrong. And it doesn't matter which colour does the hating. It's just plain wrong.
Muhammad Ali
Mwahahahaha.
You don't have to be mad to know me but it helps.
Hahaha ...
Never laugh at anyones Dreams, People who dont have dreams, Dont have much !
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