Call me an old cynic if you will

[golach]

There was me thinking I was gonna be paid for getting painted green and would be able to answer to the name Orville.

Changi, if you were green and answered to Orville, you would have Keith Harris's hand up your bum

[Hogfather]

Nowt wrong with being an old cynic, Lizz - in fact, budge up, have you got room on the cynics bench for another one?

[Kenn]

Pull up a cushion Hogfather and we will Mustrum over the Ridcully of it all.

[Rictina]

Lizz your funny, but I have to say I agree with you.

[Kenn]

Now we have Elvis supporting Gordon Brown and Peppa Pig refusing to tow the party line.
Talk about flogging a dead horse and taking the bacon!