Confession.

**joxville** · 04-Jun-09, 22:17

My name is Joxville and I have sinned. I am weak. I tried, honestly, I really tried but tonight I could resist the temptation no longer and I succumbed to the lure of the delights held within that little blue box...and lo, I feasted, with intense greed I'm ashamed to say-and not just once, but many times over. Yes, I kept going back and now there is nothing left. Please forgive me....but a box of Jaffa Cakes is just begging to be eaten!

**dragonfly** · 04-Jun-09, 22:24

is that all, I thought you were confessing to watching big brother!!

**butterfly** · 04-Jun-09, 22:39

Originally Posted by joxville

My name is Joxville and I have sinned. I am weak. I tried, honestly, I really tried but tonight I could resist the temptation no longer and I succumbed to the lure of the delights held within that little blue box...and lo, I feasted, with intense greed I'm ashamed to say-and not just once, but many times over. Yes, I kept going back and now there is nothing left. Please forgive me....but a box of Jaffa Cakes is just begging to be eaten!

Lol! I thought you were talking about Milk Tray!Jaffa cakes..sheesh.

**Alice in Blunderland** · 04-Jun-09, 23:09

Shame on you at your age.

You must go and sit on the naughty step one minute for every year of your age.

Then you will be sent to your bedroom to think over your actions and not allowed out until the morning you can only take one thing into the room with you and its not #Katie#.

Wheres your will power honestly !!

**balto** · 04-Jun-09, 23:12

Originally Posted by joxville

My name is Joxville and I have sinned. I am weak. I tried, honestly, I really tried but tonight I could resist the temptation no longer and I succumbed to the lure of the delights held within that little blue box...and lo, I feasted, with intense greed I'm ashamed to say-and not just once, but many times over. Yes, I kept going back and now there is nothing left. Please forgive me....but a box of Jaffa Cakes is just begging to be eaten!

now jox i hope you went through the science bit, whole moon half moon , total eclipse lol.

**Kevin Milkins** · 04-Jun-09, 23:32

Flippin eck Jox, I thought you had knocked the top off a packet of Regel King Size then.

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**Vistravi** · 05-Jun-09, 00:19

Tut tut jox

I agree with alice, you need to be punished but not on the naughty step

**Rheghead** · 05-Jun-09, 01:10

Jaffa cakes are the Devil's food, yack.

**Margaret M.** · 05-Jun-09, 03:22

Originally Posted by joxville

..but a box of Jaffa Cakes is just begging to be eaten!

I'll see your Jaffa cakes and raise you a bread pudding with rum sauce.

**htwood** · 05-Jun-09, 04:14

what, only one box? hahahaha you dont know nuthin about weakness.

**TRUCKER** · 05-Jun-09, 05:13

If he sits on the naughty step for a minute for each year of his age he will be there for a long time

**Alice in Blunderland** · 05-Jun-09, 06:18

Originally Posted by TRUCKER

If he sits on the naughty step for a minute for each year of his age he will be there for a long time

True and if he demolishes any more boxes of jaffa cakes he could be spending an awfull lot of time on the naughty step.

Ill soon knock all that nonsense out of him.

Remember Jox once past the lips its straight to the hips.

**Venture** · 05-Jun-09, 08:52

Originally Posted by balto

now jox i hope you went through the science bit, whole moon half moon , total eclipse lol.

What, jox mooning.....the mind boggles.

**wifie** · 05-Jun-09, 08:57

Originally Posted by htwood

what, only one box? hahahaha you dont know nuthin about weakness.

Yer right ht - whit an amateur! Sheesh!

**wifie** · 05-Jun-09, 08:59

Originally Posted by Alice in Blunderland

Remember Jox once past the lips its straight to the hips.

Originally Posted by Venture

What, jox mooning.....the mind boggles.

Hahahaha! Now that would be a total eclipse!!!!!

**Venture** · 05-Jun-09, 09:23

Originally Posted by wifie

Hahahaha! Now that would be a total eclipse!!!!!

...or even a twin total eclipse, if you remove the glasses.

**weeboyagee** · 05-Jun-09, 10:17

Originally Posted by dragonfly

is that all, I thought you were confessing to watching big brother!!

You know - before opening up the thread - I thought that the title was EXACLTY what that was going to be - anyone who watches Big Brother SHOULD go to confession!

WBG