how fast does a joke travel?

[rich]

I recently got the joke below from my brother at Lochness-side.
I have just finished sending it to a range of contacts from Canada to Australia via California.
So now I am wondering has it hit Caithness yet? (Well it has now, but I mean was I first?) It is an aboslute classic.


AN IRISH GHOST STORY

This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true.


John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.

The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.

John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door.... only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn’t on.

The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.

Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.

Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it.

Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.

A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying… and wasn’t drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other.....

'Look Paddy.....there's that idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!'

[Kodiak]

Old, Old Joke. I think I was told this one by my Dad in the early 1960's, along with such Classic Jokes as the Moth Ball and the Ooogle Boogle Maker.

[Aaldtimer]

This is a variant of an old story I fisrt read in the '60s in a book By Cliff Hanley called (IIRC) "A wee drop o' Scotch". Had me in tears laughing the way it was written!

[rich]

OK, Kodiac I give up. What is the mothball joke?

[scorrie]

I recently got the joke below from my brother at Lochness-side.
I have just finished sending it to a range of contacts from Canada to Australia via California.
So now I am wondering has it hit Caithness yet? (Well it has now, but I mean was I first?) It is an aboslute classic.

Sharp-eyed readers may be able to see the joke scrawled underneath the fish on this piece of stone:-



p.s. The title above the joke says:-"Old classics"