Corrupt a wish!!!

[Rheghead]

Granted but then you get eatting by a shark

I wish i would win the lottery rollover tonight !

Granted but then you have to share it with 60,000,000 others.

I wish this thread was closed by the starter

[Saveman]

Granted but you'll have to wait for 6 pages.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt Rheghead's wish.

[elaine]

Granted.
But then the thread goes wildly out of control and crashes the whole internet.

I wish I had a teleporter.....

[brandy]

granted but you are transported to bill gates who then takes out his personal vengence for crashing teh internet..
i wish i could get my two year old potty trained

[krieve]

Granted.
But then the thread goes wildly out of control and crashes the whole internet.

I wish I had a teleporter.....

Granted you now owe me £30.000 you can pay me back by cleaning my roans lol

I wish i could be a fly on the wall of the person who always bad reps me lol

[angela5]

Granted you now owe me £30.000 you can pay me back by cleaning my roans lol

I wish i could be a fly on the wall of the person who always bad reps me lol

Granted..but you must remain a fly until your squated.

I wish i could turn my childrens voice boxes off.

[nightowl]

Granted you now owe me £30.000 you can pay me back by cleaning my roans lol

I wish i could be a fly on the wall of the person who always bad reps me lol

Granted, but who wants to be a fly for the rest of his life?

I wish all tasty food was calorie free

[krieve]

Granted, but who wants to be a fly for the rest of his life?

I wish all tasty food was calorie free

Granted but it does'nt help you loose any weight

I wish i did'nt have to pay bills.

[elaine]

Granted....but then everything that you did have to pay bills for mysteriously disappears.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head......