Granted! But remember the time you wished the world would open up and swallow you whole!You seriously are worrying jjc. lol.Originally Posted by jjc
I wish wishes were real.
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I wish... i could be in caithness with my friends .
Granted! But the old folks home has shut now hon!!!
I wish there was no hate in the world. Ever!!
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
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Granted! But remember the time you wished the world would open up and swallow you whole!You seriously are worrying jjc. lol.Originally Posted by jjc
I wish wishes were real.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
http://thetenaciousgardener.blogspot.co.uk/
granted.. but everyone keeps on saying i wish for every little thing and the world slowly crumbles to anarchy before everyone is blown to bits *G*
i wish for world peace!
guys remember to only reply to the last post each time so you don't break the chain......
I wish I had magic shoes.....
granted... but you are forced to dance until your feet are bloody stubs..
i wish for fame and fortune
granted but you become famous as a bank robber and end up in jail for the rest of your life
i wish i had x-ray vision.....
Granted. But it goes to your head and you lose everything you hold dear and don't realise it until you're too old to do anything about it.
I wish you joy in all you do.
You get what you give
Granted, then you have no Joy in anything that you do!
I wish i could breathe under water!
A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.
Granted but then you get eatting by a shark
I wish i would win the lottery rollover tonight !
Granted, but the swimmer in front of you just farted!!Originally Posted by spiggie
I wish farts never smelled.
Granted but then you have to share it with 60,000,000 others.Originally Posted by ice box
I wish this thread was closed by the starter
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference.
Granted but you'll have to wait for 6 pages.
I wish I didn't have to corrupt Rheghead's wish.
You get what you give
Granted.
But then the thread goes wildly out of control and crashes the whole internet.
I wish I had a teleporter.....
granted but you are transported to bill gates who then takes out his personal vengence for crashing teh internet..
i wish i could get my two year old potty trained
Granted you now owe me £30.000 you can pay me back by cleaning my roans lolOriginally Posted by elaine
I wish i could be a fly on the wall of the person who always bad reps me lol
Granted..but you must remain a fly until your squated.Originally Posted by krieve
I wish i could turn my childrens voice boxes off.
Granted, but who wants to be a fly for the rest of his life?Originally Posted by krieve
I wish all tasty food was calorie free
Granted but it does'nt help you loose any weightOriginally Posted by nightowl
I wish i did'nt have to pay bills.
Granted....but then everything that you did have to pay bills for mysteriously disappears.
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head......
Granted but you can no longer use the eye in the front of your head.
I wish nobody ever new anything about money and it did'nt exist
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