The .Org Players are looking for actors to take part in the Christmas Nativity.
Which part would you like to be? And why
I am volunteering to be a Goat, got the beard
Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more
Can I be the shining *star*?
Failing that, I'll settle for the ass...er...donkey!
Ah weel, someone has to do it; can I be Jesus? And no comments about the size of crib needed; after all a miracle at this time of year should be easypeasy.....
Little Drummer Boy reporting for duty! Can I put out my busking tin?
As this is turning into a Nativity Pantomime, I'll be the Virgin Moira then
I'll play Herod. I love the costume he gets to wear.
I'm gonna be the crapper, in Catalonia every nativity has a crapper in the background can't remember the reasoning but at least it means I can sit it out
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Hes the swine who wants to kill all the babies, he knows that Jesus is a baby and will be king and is a teeny bit jealous...its a few chapters on but its relevant.
I want to be Mary, get to have the baby then give it back at the end of the nativity play....bonus...also I have a slightly podgy belly so its probably typecasting anyway...LOL!
Sorry Moira...but I want to be the virgin Marina...LOL LOL LOL
Spring has sprung, the grass is ris', I wonder where the birdies is, the birdies is on d' wing, now thats absurd, everyone knows d' wing is on d' bird
Not many volunteers in the animal department. Men are often animals....anyone? No woman would ever want to be a cow
You've just been born. Don't be so impatient. You'll learn.
I wul teech ye how til speek propurlay. Now go sleep.....
Sorry to disappoint you G - it was the role I volunteered for - not the roll
OK mccaugm - I could probably do with some help "mothering" Torvaig. We'll share
.....Sniff...... I wouldn't know about that Sassy, being the perfect role model here.
I'll let Golach off with his "spelling" on this occasion though......... and he has the cheek to call me a "witch"
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