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    There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at
    their local bar, they
    got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their
    igloos were. They could
    agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided
    to determine who,
    indeed, had the coldest igloo.
    They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and
    poured a cup of
    water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the
    floor solid. "Not bad"
    said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder
    still.
    So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!"
    and took a big breath
    and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to
    the floor. "Wow,
    that's colder than mine!"said the first Eskimo. But the third Eskimo
    exclaimed his was
    colder still.
    So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!"
    and went into the
    bedroom, looked under three huge thick furs, and retrieved one of
    several small balls
    of ice there. He took one of the small balls of ice and put it in a
    spoon, and held a match
    under it. When it heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT".

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    Brilliant
    Don`t bother "repping" me it`s turned off.

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