recieved this one from a friend

[johno]

From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple who
drove their car to Asda, only to have their car break down in the car
park.

The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
saw to the car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding
from under the chassis.

Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back
into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
forehead

[nanoo]

fabulous johno fabulous, can't wait to hear anneoctobers reaction when she reads this. loved it to bits myself.

[anneoctober]

Johno, we've had words before about you making my sides sore wi laughin !! This is why our 'prent & geo wear boilersuits........

[Lolabelle]

was that a true story Johno? Dave thought he remembered hearing something like that on the radio over here???

[johno]

yea i think it was .

[xx_chickie]

hahah! good one!