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  1. 23-Jan-07, 13:29 #1
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    Anyone know of any magical cures for snoring ??
  2. 23-Jan-07, 13:34 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by painter View Post
    Anyone know of any magical cures for snoring ??
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    i have no idea but i'd love to hear some ideas cos my dogs snore sooo much it's really annoying
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    Try a snoring cat that's annoying
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    yeah it is its louder than a dog and they never shut up! and the worst thing is...cats spend most if the day sleeping. but they are sooo cute and cuddley and loving it doesn't matter anymore
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    I've always found that an elbow in the ribs stops hubbies snoring, brutal maybe but better than me commiting murder the next day due to lack of sleep
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    Earplugs for the snorer's partner
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    if you find one other than murder or a dig in the ribs tell my wife cos she,s getting fed up with me keeping her awake most nights.[ so she says]
    funny thing is ,it doe,snt bother me at all





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    Quote Originally Posted by changilass View Post
    I've always found that an elbow in the ribs stops hubbies snoring
    Yea its brutal its the wife's fav method as well
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    Quote Originally Posted by painter View Post
    Anyone know of any magical cures for snoring ??
    Sew a tenis ball onto the back of pyjamas, you don't snore when you sleep on your side.
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    i went on a diet and lost 6 stone and that stoped me from snoring but the only thing with that is now i blow the wife oot the bed with ma fart's
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Boy View Post
    i went on a diet and lost 6 stone and that stoped me from snoring but the only thing with that is now i blow the wife oot the bed with ma fart's
    LOL - very good Billy Boy - made me chuckle!!!!!!!
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    I find that me coughing stops the snorer from snoring. Don't know why though. It doesn't even seem to wake them up.
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    tennis ball idea souns good but very painful cos I dont wear Pjs !! lol
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    Clothes peg on the nose.Works but ye dinnae half have a sore nose for the next day.
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    Boots sell a homeopathic spray that I have found effective. Losing weight is of course the best way all round.
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    separate beds and rooms lol
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