Where did you get my picture?!
On his morning walk, a doctor noticed this old lady. She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have unprotected sex, and I don't exercise at all. "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-six," she replied.
Where did you get my picture?!
awww tilly i seen ya , you look nothin like her.
haha that's a good one
How did you know im the official pole cleaner??????????
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