who is god

[secrets in symmetry]

Uh oh.... Just realised I have breached the 3rd Commandment - "Do not take the Lords name in vain"....

SIS, can I join you on the hike to the hills in search of that burning bush?

Of course you can. I'll be glad of the company. But you're advised to bring your own matches as it's a wee bitty cold and damp out there at this time of year.