Major Parsons,Sir

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

"Hello,is that you Major Parsons,Sir
I'm afraid,yet another call.
That bounder swine has struck again
Painted graffiti upon your wall."

"What has he vandalised this time
On my grounds,I did inherit
Another girl with balloons
Or another anarchistic ferret."

"It wasn't a ferret,Major Parsons,Sir
It was a rat that he drew last
Using those stencils and spray paint
So he can paint it fast."

"DAMN THAT BANKSY STRAIGHT TO HELL
I HOPE HIS PAINTS GO DRY
But don't call the police force,Smithers
For they have bigger fish to fry."

"Major Parsons,Sir,thats not the reason
Of why I have made this call
It's what the cad has drawn
That's sure to make ye bawl."

"What is it,Smithers?Spit it out
I bet that it is not good."
Major Parsons,Sir.Its a shower scene
Of your mother in the nude."

[Sporran]

Your poem is exceedingly good, Cedric! I love it, and well done!!!

[horseman]

Yea, made me laugh to.