Why Dogs Smell...

[jings00]

Why Dogs Smell Each Others Bums


The king dog called a meeting

They came from near and far

Some travelled there by motorbike

Whilst others came by car

When they arrived at the meeting place

‘Twas called the Shaidy Nook

Each little dog took it’s bum off

And hung it on a hook

They had not long been seated

Every mother, son and sire

When someone in the audience

Stood up and shouted ”Fire”

They all dashed from the meeting place

There was no time to look

Each little dog grabbed a different bum

Off of a different hook

And that is why a little dog will leave a juicy bone

To go and smell anothers bum and try and find his own!!!


My brother-in-law minds this from when he wis wee, I thought it wis brill!!

[Whitewater]

Very good. I often wondered about that.

[krieve]

Thanks for that jings, good one.

[angela5]

thanks jings..very good.

[BazzaG]

Hahaha nice one jings

[dozerboy]

I knew there had to be a sensible explanation for this!! Very good.

[Billy Boy]

i'll remember that the next time i see a dog takeing a big sniff and have a laugh,nice one

[obiron]

i'll remember that the next time i see a dog takeing a big sniff and have a laugh,nice one

aye same here.

[jings00]

sad as it may be, i keep thinking bout a poodle with a great dane's bum.
musta caught the sun today :-)

[pultneytooner]

As far as I know the song was written by a man called Matt McGinn.
The version he did was a bit more risqué.

[jings00]

Was it? that is interesting to know. I did use the word bum cos i wisny sure if i put in the original word i'd maybe end up in orgatraz.

[pultneytooner]

Was it? that is interesting to know. I did use the word bum cos i wisny sure if i put in the original word i'd maybe end up in orgatraz.

His version would definitely warrant a spell in the org pokey