Ooooh look a spelling flame.Originally Posted by RGB
Do you feel better now?
Yes. They are long overdue.
Yes. But I will still need to shop in Inverness.
No. It will make no difference to the town.
No. I will still shop in Inverness anyway.
I am afraid that Fred is right, half the population of Wick is below average intelligence, same as anywhere else. And half the population of Wick is above average intelligence, at least it is if we used the mathematical dataset from the population from Wick. Where the average intelligence of the average Wicker is in relation to the UK average is open to conjecture...
Last edited by Rheghead; 01-May-06 at 09:24.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference.
Ooooh look a spelling flame.Originally Posted by RGB
Do you feel better now?
Is intelligence normally distibuted?
Yes normal people, same as anywhere else doing polls desperate to prove what isn't in dispute.Originally Posted by JAWS
We all know that brain washing works, nobody has said it doesn't. It's ovious that firms wouldn't pay millions of pounds to a sports star, super model, pop star or actor if the trick of association didn't work on the human mind. It's obvious that firms wouldn't spend millions on TV adverts if repetition did not work, say something often enough it becomes true, show an Aladins cave of wonderfull things almost given away with smart polite young assistants rushing up to lick your boots, pretty pleasant smiling young girls on the checkout without a queue four times an hour and they forget all about the reality of getting your ankle bruised by the little old lady desperately trying to get a supermarket trolley to go in a straight line.
Back in the 60s if someone had told me that in 40 years time people would be spending more on a bottle of water than they do an a bottle of beer I'd have thought they were insane but there they are lined up on the supermarket shelves of today and people are buying them. Of course brain washing works, of course the population of Wick are overjoyed at the arrival of all these wonderful shops selling indispensible products at giveaway prices, of course they want to be associated with them they represent a heavenly society they want to be part of even if it is just an illusion created by the add men.
CocaCola is just water, colouring, flavouring, carbon dioxide, caffein and hype and with a bit more hype they can leave the sugar out and charge you more for it.
Fred, did you not get an ankle bruising when you were lined up in Lidls waiting to purchase your targa dvd recorder.Originally Posted by fred
Not all chillies are hot but do not be deceived
No but I bruised one or two.Originally Posted by Chillie
Seeing as Fred is only on here to run the poll down this thread is now closed. Thanks to all those who voted.
At least we know what the majority of Wick want.
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