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  1. 06-Jan-10, 22:33 #1
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    Default My Wife

    Got an inflatable wife for Christmas
    All she needs is a good pumping
    She looks a bit deflated
    Her favourite hobby slumping

    I can talk to her and she wont talk back
    I can hug and she wont kick
    She doesn't cost that much to feed
    and her perfume don't make me sick

    She is blonde and loves football
    I think she's perhaps Indo
    I tried to give her a love bite
    And she flew out the window.
    I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore
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  2. 08-Jan-10, 21:06 #2
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    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
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  3. 10-Jan-10, 02:33 #3
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    thankyou for giving me such a laugh!!
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