Got an inflatable wife for Christmas
All she needs is a good pumping
She looks a bit deflated
Her favourite hobby slumping
I can talk to her and she wont talk back
I can hug and she wont kick
She doesn't cost that much to feed
and her perfume don't make me sick
She is blonde and loves football
I think she's perhaps Indo
I tried to give her a love bite
And she flew out the window.
I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore
Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
thankyou for giving me such a laugh!!
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