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  1. #1
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    Nov 2005

    Cool Tuesday joke thread

    blonde girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
    me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
    started". Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
    finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
    Her boyfriend
    decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
    Him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then Turns to her
    and says,

    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
    To assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".

    He takes her hand and says, Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
    cup of tea, and then...."
    he sighed,
    "...let's put all these Frosties back in the

  2. #2
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    Nov 2005


    An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.

    The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"

    At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.

    Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.

    His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."

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    Nov 2005


    One day George Bush is going to give a speech at an Elementary School. He asks the teacher what the children are studying and she replies that they are learning about Greek Tragedies. So the President decides to talk about Tragedies. He asks a student, "What would you consider to be a tragedy?"

    The kid thinks for awhile and then says, " If a boy is running after a ball into a street and gets run over by a car and dies."

    Bush responds, "No, I don't think that's a tragedy... that's an accident." Then Bush asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy.

    The kid says, "If a bus full of kids drives over a cliff and they all die."

    This time Bush says, "I don't think that's a tragedy... I think that's a great loss." So again Bush asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy.

    The kid responds, "If you and Dick Chenney are on Air Force One and it crashes."

    "Right!" says Bush to the kid. "That would be a tragedy... how did you ever know that?"

    Quickly, the kid replies, " Because I know it's not an accident and I know it's not a great loss`

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    Nov 2005


    The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there pal?"
    "Itís a mongoose."
    "What have you got that for?"
    "Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why I got this mongoose, for protection."
    "But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes."
    "That's okay," said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, "So is the mongoose."

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