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Thread: MoD closes UFO Investigation Dept'

  1. 04-Dec-09, 17:07 #1
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    Default MoD closes UFO Investigation Dept'

    It's a conspiracy!!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8395473.stm

    "The MoD has no specific capability for identifying the nature of such sightings."

    Lie's, lie's, lie's.
    There here I tell ya, this is just a coverup! There only closing it 'cos it's too late.

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  2. 04-Dec-09, 18:57 #2
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    Nah the ETs in their peskie UFOs are just too smart now, hence the MOD hands up.
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    What will Mulder and Scully do now?
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    As we know from big banks and multi-nationals, the best policy is to infiltrate and then take over / shut down. The MOD IS run by aliens!



    (well, they seem pretty odd to me!)
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    Arghhh do you mean all them little green men that you see lurking around RAF bases ?
    There was me thinking it was just camoflage paint and now you tell me they are aliens!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LIZZ View Post
    Arghhh do you mean all them little green men that you see lurking around RAF bases ?
    There was me thinking it was just camoflage paint and now you tell me they are aliens!
    Lizz, no those wee green men are Raf Regiment in combat gear, us Matelots call them "Crabs" , they get into strange places
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    Quote Originally Posted by golach View Post
    Lizz, no those wee green men are Raf Regiment in combat gear, us Matelots call them "Crabs" , they get into strange places
    There are other blue aliens used for fighting crabs, long ago before they realized they were aliens the called them the "blue ointment"
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    They don't want to believe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitewater View Post
    There are other blue aliens used for fighting crabs, long ago before they realized they were aliens the called them the "blue ointment"
    Lol "blue unction" also known as Crab Fat
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    Quote Originally Posted by golach View Post
    Lol "blue unction" also known as Crab Fat
    And what was that used for Whitewater/Golach?
    (He said innocently, being ex-RAF who had no use for it!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaldtimer View Post
    And what was that used for Whitewater/Golach
    I think, maybe, that wire brushes might have been involved, in some way...
    "It makes my blood burn with metal energy..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metalattakk View Post
    I think, maybe, that wire brushes might have been involved, in some way...
    Yep, wire brushes and those stainless steel scouring pads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by achingale View Post
    What will Mulder and Scully do now?
    Don't worry about them, they're being kept busy in Portgower
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    Apparently they have found what appears to be a mine shaft! Maybe it's an entrance to an alien manufacturing plant for turning humans into biscuits. We all know that the org has been infiltrated by 'Aliens' and you can tell who they are because they believe themselves to be superior. Sign are - Jealousy - Apathy - Sarcasm - Guilt...

    To late for us we are all doomed...

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    Has the MOD given any information on the inhabitants of Port Gower?? Where did they come from?? where do they go??
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