Checkout Kommandants
Does anyone else find it incredibly irritating with the way they herd you to the express till at tesco? It's either the automated ones in Wick or the 10 items or less in Thurso. The fact that they do it in a VERY LOUD VOICE, just to ensure that passers-by know that you're a complete imbecile for going to apparently the wrong till makes it even more bile-inducing: "CAN YOU COME TO THIS ONE PLEASE, YES OVER HERE, EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE NO CUSTOMERS AT THE ONE YOU WANTED TO USE AND THE ASSISTANT IS SITTING DOING NOTHING, PLEASE CHANGE DIRECTION AND WALK ALL THE WAY OVER TO WHERE THIS OTHER ASSISTANT IS DOING NOTHING. WHAT A COMPLETE CRETIN YOU ARE FOR CHOOSING THE WRONG TILL. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'd quite like to have that job. Seems like a good racket, waiting to pounce on people and order them about.
"But primarily, the drummer's supposed to sit back there and swing the band." The actual Buddy Rich
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