A plane crashes over the Pacific,& this bloke wakes up beside Jennifer Anniston on a desert Island.She begins to tell him how they were the only survivors.As the days go by, they begin to fall for each other.They spend their days together by the beach,& nights together side by side in a wee treehouse.As the months go by their love blosssoms,Life is perfect.

Then one morning Jennifer wakes up& sees her man sobbing his heart out.She makes her way over & asks if everything is ok? He tells her how perfect his life is,but there is just one thing missing,So Jen. says she would do anything to put that right and with that he asks her to put on his shirt,his trousers,his boots.He ties herb hair back,then puts his hat on her. He then draws a moustache & a beard on her with some charcoal. He then asks her to walk around the island in one direction & then he sets off in the other.

Sure enough she sets off .After a wee while , he sees her walking towards him on the beach,dressed like a man.

He runs towards her,and when they meet he says

"here mister, ye`ll never guess who im kissing!"