Aw naw

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

A young guy walks into a brothel.Its quite a busy night so when he enters into the room,all he sees is a 90 year old woman sitting in the corner.
He goes upstairs and Bob is yer uncle.
He looks down and the condom is all burst and broken,he says,"Aw Naw"
The woman says don't worry about it I'm still on the Pill
The guy says,"I totally understand that but I wisnae wearing one."

[horseman]

Positively evil---
an it took me ages an ages to get over it