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    Default Athletes

    I have just completed an in depth study to the effects of athletes foot on the human body, to see if it affects the running speed. I have come to the conclusion that it doesn't so i've just wasted 3 years.

    p.s ......

    i like bananas

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    I would like to apologise in advance if you are upset about wasting 3 years, but I think its funny (not the waste of the 3 years, but the fact that at the end of this time you like bananas).

    PS glad you like bananas

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    Quote Originally Posted by pultneytooner
    I have just completed an in depth study to the effects of athletes foot on the human body, to see if it affects the running speed. I have come to the conclusion that it doesn't so i've just wasted 3 years.

    p.s ......

    i like bananas

    lol that is funny (the p.s bit!!)

    p.s. i dont like bananas!

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    Does it depend on how far away your foot powder is.
    I forgot to include that variable in my study.

    banana's are great

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    Quote Originally Posted by pultneytooner
    Does it depend on how far away your foot powder is.
    I forgot to include that variable in my study.

    banana's are great

    Did you also remember to include the material your sock were made out of and how often you wore trainers?


    p.s. I like pomegranets

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    Quote Originally Posted by changilass
    Did you also remember to include the material your sock were made out of and how often you wore trainers?
    A very interesting hypothesis which never occured to me, thanks.
    Be sure of a mention in my thesis when I get back to it.

    I like pomegranates but the seeds get stuck between my molars.

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    So apart from the fact that it doesn't slow down a runner, does it have any other effects on the human body?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saveman
    So apart from the fact that it doesn't slow down a runner, does it have any other effects on the human body?
    Not as far as I know but I will keep you posted with anymore findings.
    Maybe I'll refine my studies and find out if astronauts get mistletoe?

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    Do elephants get athletes foot? Wi feet yon size it would be quite a problem.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gleber2
    Do elephants get athletes foot? Wi feet yon size it would be quite a problem.
    Do they use the public swimming pools, if so they have to be careful to ensure good foot hygiene otherwise the cost of foot powder could be astronomical?

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    If you do handstands in the pool do you get atheletes hands?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pultneytooner
    Do they use the public swimming pools, if so they have to be careful to ensure good foot hygiene otherwise the cost of foot powder could be astronomical?
    And imagine the size of verrucas they would get. Disna bare thinkan about.
    In the image of God? You must be joking!

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    he is doing a hand stand on his owner payback

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    Quote Originally Posted by krieve
    he is doing a hand stand on his owner payback
    Now ats whit I lek till see.
    In the image of God? You must be joking!

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