The golden wedding anniversary

[tonkatojo]

An elderly couple were celebrating there wedding anniversary in a pub , and they were reminiscing their youth, thinking they could not be overheard the bloke say's Mary can you remember when we went into the field behind the pub and made love, Aye she says with a glint in her eye that I can, the bloke says shall we and they go out the back door.
Well their conversation was overheard, by a policeman who quietly follows them outside to see they come to no harm, well he observes the pair stripping off and sees them embrace and lean against a fence, they thrash about for a good five minutes and eventually fall to the ground and get dressed, the police chirps up and says " if you two can make love like that at your age it must have been brilliant when you were younger" well says the old bloke " we were good in them days, but that bloody fence wasn't electrified then".