Aliens

[Rheghead]

well, it all happened so long ago, an over 'e thousands upon thousands o' years we hev come to adapt.

how do ye know that 'e aliens DNA is completely different fie ours...?? caught any aliens lately??

ye could maybe take 'e DNA fie an ape, an compare it wi a humans, an 'e difference would point til what 'e aliens DNA would consist o'....

perhaps human DNA is no so different fie an apes DNA, therefore, half ape + half alien = human!!

it wis only a bit o' sperm that 'e alien contributed, along wi some logic....

The odds would be phenomally against this from happening, how about going for a theory with the odds much less stacked against it?

[trix]

The odds would be phenomally against this from happening, how about going for a theory with the odds much less stacked against it?

but surly 'e whole point o' 'e term alien, is that they are alien to us..how so we ken??

'e odds o' mary bein a virgin when she gave birth til yon holy dude is prity ''phenomally against this happenin'' but how many people believe...would swear blind infact!!?

ye choost niver know

[Rheghead]

'e odds o' mary bein a virgin when she gave birth til yon holy dude is prity ''phenomally against this happenin'' but how many people believe...would swear blind infact!!?

Ah, but was she really given the taboos of the time?

[The Angel Of Death]

Ah, but was she really given the taboos of the time?

Either that or Joseph shouldn't have been doing that in the bath

[Tom Cornwall]

I hope there are aliens.Probably watching us laughing their eight heads off,like we would at an episode of The Simpsons or Mock the Week.I havnae met one personally,though one of ma good mates fae work is definitely no fae this planet.

I think that we are the aliens on this planet and arrived millions of years ago when our original place got a bit of global warming perhaps..and now we're looking for people just like us to land here as well

[trix]

Ah, but was she really given the taboos of the time?

but it says so in 'e bible so it must be true, along wi moses splitin 'e reid sea an feedin 1000 people wi a loff o' bried (blah blah)

i wid think that ma theory is far more believable than anything that ye'l ever read in 'e bible....

tryin til work oot far 'e reincarnation o' souls come in til 'iss theory....
maybe 'e ither side is run by aliens too, maybe 'ats far they bide....no in a galaxy far far awie!!!

i think i mite be on til somethin here!!

[Tom Cornwall]

Ah, but was she really given the taboos of the time?

what does that mean in real language

[Phill]

what does that mean in real language

She was a raving nympho?

[trix]

what does that mean in real language

he choost forgot til put a comma in....

[Rheghead]

She was a raving nympho?

More like she was ostracised by her family for bringing it in shame, they left to avoid an honor killing, and hence landed at the stable.

[Invisible]

isn't alien just a name for someone from a foreign country?

[Scorpio12thNov]

isn't alien just a name for someone from a foreign country?

nah... it's a weeker...