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Thread: The Lone Ranger Rides Again

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    Default The Lone Ranger Rides Again

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto Wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?”
    The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”
    “What that tell you?” asked Tonto.
    The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, “Astronomically Speaking”, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
    insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
    What’s it tell you, Tonto?”
    Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, “Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo poo. Somebody stole tent.”

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    Thats good!!! lol lol lol

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    That was brilliant

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    Get your coat, Taxi is outside waiting

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