Handy Hints..

[Invisible]

how bout don't steal someone elses quotes from the org and pass them off as your own by putting them on facebook. sorry jox lol

[teddybear1873]

If you hit yourself on the thumb when using a hammer - then be more careful next time.


To avoid falling off a cliff into the sea - move to Switzerland.

Or if you hit your thumb, straight away hit your big toe with a hammer to take your mind of your sore thumb.

[Vistravi]

Girls. Don't worry about a nice dress for that important first date, all he's interested in is seeing you naked.

Aye it is a very common fact that most men are after what they see on the outside not what is inside. It's also a very common fact that most women after a certain age of course look at what is inside and not what is on the outside. Hence why a man such as yourself would get a second look

[northener]

To help avoid having a miserable existance...kill yoursef immediately...












Peace and love.