Caption Competition

[Bingobabe]

Mental note one should not scratch himself in public

[acameron]

I like polo, I mean a reaaaalllly like polo

[young_fishin_neep]

we seemed to have lost the ball maybe there is one in here?

i hope i can say that lol

[Sporran]

"Next time I'm going to wear a shirt that stays tucked in!"

[teuchter]

Put one's right hand in
right hand out
in, out
in, out
and shake it all about
One does the hockie cokie...

[scorrie]

The Queen says "One said Stoop To Conquer Charles, NOT Scoop Two Conkers!!"

Charles says "Good gad Connie, Isn't one taking a bit of a risk with one's camera again so soon after the fallout from the Crevicegate Affair?"

Music starts playing and a voice sings "So now you've met the Pink Python, The Pink Python, wasn't he a Python ever so Pink?"

[Saveman]

"Let's just get one thing straight! ....that's better."

[Sporran]

"I can't wait to go back to Scotland, so I can wear my kilt again! It's much more comfortable than these tight polo pants!"