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Thread: Children and god's plan

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    Default Children and god's plan

    Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

    After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
    And the first thing he said was "DON'T ! "
    "Don't what? " Adam replied.
    "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
    "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit! "
    "No Way! "
    "Yes way! "

    "Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God.
    "Why ? "
    "Because I am your Father and I said so! " God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later,
    God saw His children having an apple break and He was annoyed!
    "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? " God asked.
    "Uh huh," Adam replied.
    "Then why did you? " said the Father.
    "I don't know," said Eve.
    "She started it! " Adam said.
    "Did not! "
    "Did too! "
    "DID NOT! "
    Getting a bit fed up with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
    Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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    Katarina,

    Absolutely love it!! Great sense of humour. LOL
    "Step sideways, pause and study those around you. You will learn a great deal."

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    Katarina

    Spot on!!

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    That was spot on, just what i neded to bring a smile to my face.
    Keep it up Katrina,need more of this on the forum
    Never judge someone until you have walked two moons in their moccasins.

    Native American Indian saying.

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