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  1. 11-Apr-06, 20:57 #1
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    Of course this does not apply to you and me, BUT you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them. Booze manufacturers have accepted the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

    WARNING:
    The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
    whispering when you are not.


    WARNING:
    The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


    WARNING:
    The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
    Over and over again that you love them.


    WARNING:
    The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


    WARNING:
    The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.


    WARNING:
    The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
    Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


    WARNING:
    The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
    tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


    WARNING:
    The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
    People are laughing WITH you.


    WARNING:
    The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor
    In getting your ass kicked.


    WARNING:
    The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
    Hell happened to your bra and panties.


    WARNING:
    The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode
    NEWS-FLASH - Coudroy Pillows are making headlines!
  2. 11-Apr-06, 20:59 #2
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    well written lol
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    Great to see u back grantg we need more of this fun banter!!
  4. 11-Apr-06, 21:21 #4
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    Warning.

    The consumption of alcohol may make you think your wife is beautiful.
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    Ive never consumed alcohol in distilery sized amounts so im not going to agree with that last one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2little2late
    Warning.

    The consumption of alcohol may make you think your wife is beautiful.
    If there's so many beautiful brides how come there's so many ugly wives?
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
  7. 11-Apr-06, 21:54 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by grantyg
    Of course this does not apply to you and me, BUT you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them. Booze manufacturers have accepted the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
    WARNING: Contains female hormones.
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