When is the next general election?

[Loch not Lock]

MAY 2010

I am happy to lay up to £1000 any other date.

This is a genuine offer.

[scorrie]

I am not a betting man, but if I were, would that mean if I put £20 on each bet, and won, I would receive my £40 back and £4-27 in winnings?

If that's the case I would rather stick £40 into Northern Rock.

Good news Kevin. You would actually profit by £4.29 for those bets. That is more than 10% growth on your investment. Try finding a Bank or Building Society paying that!!

Of course, you could lose it all. Perhaps Gordon Brown will call a freak Christmas Election or convince the British Public that incompetence is the new "Safe pair of hands"