Tenjewberrymuds

alZir · 29-Mar-06, 17:43

I rarely lift stuff from other places, but this is brilliant, and had me laughing out loud.....

Telephone conversation between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia and was published in the Far East Economic Review.

Room Service(RS): '' Morrin.Roon Sirbees''
Guest(G): ''Sorry,I thought I dialled room service''
RS:''Rye. Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to odder sunteen''?
G: '' Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon & eggs''
RS: Ow July den''?
G: ''What''?
RS: ''Ow July den?... pryed,boyud,pooched''?
G: ''Oh,the eggs!! How do I like them? Sorry,scrambled please''
RS: ''Ow July de bakem? Crease''?
G: '' Crisp will be fine''
RS: ''Hokay.An Sahn toes''?
G: ''What''?
RS: ''An toes.July sahn toes''?
G: '' I don't think so''
RS; ''No? Judo wan sahn toes''?
G:'' I feel really bad about this,but I don't know what'judo wan sahn toes means''
RS:''Toes!Toes! Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder''?
G: ''English muffin !! I've got it! you were saying 'Toast'.Fine.Yes,an English muffin will be fine''
RS:'We bodder''?
G:'' No,just put the bodder on the side''
RS: ''Wad''?
G:''I mean butter...just put it on the side''
RS:''Copy''?
G:''Excuse me''?
RS: ''' Copy..tea..meel''?
G: ''Yes.Coffee please and thats all''.
RS:''One Minnie.Scramah egg,crease baykem,Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy... rye''?
G:''What ever you say''.
RS:''Tenjewberrymuds''
G: '' You're very welcome''

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