Funny or Strange Names

[scorrie]

Have you met someone with a strange name or heard of any?

There was a Dermotologist called Dr Body..
Other names i've heard are:

Mona Lott.
Joanne Cant.
Penny Farthing.
Gordon Bennet.
Dwaine Pipe.

There is a guy in American football called Curry Burns and there used to be a quarterback named Larry Wanke. And to think, a Yorkie Bar is supposed to be a trucker's favourite ;o)

[grantyg]

Our art teacher - Chris Moss
A trombone player from college - Jim Bone
A very unfortunate pupil - Chris Peacock - Memo to staff read please call him Christopher.
There was also a sandy balls in my school!

[sjwahwah]

Sgt. Tim Chicken

some American soldier on the telly a few months ago.

[Graham]

we have a surgeon here in London, Ontario who specialises in vasectomies. His name? Dr. Sharp.

[connieb19]

She was actuly a very nice person, but had cat like eye and a whiskery mustache.

Isn't that the one you married Chillie?

[weefee]

When i lived in edinburgh my doctor was called Dr Marchant Wink and the funny thing about it he would sit and wink it was so funny

spooky , he was my doctor too! i've also been to see Dr Love

[The Angel Of Death]

Knew a brother and sister called

Adam Nutter

And

Theresa Nutter

Thought it was a wind up at first as well

[Joefitz]

My Grandson was named Ferguson Spitfire Fitzpatrick by his loony parents!!....(I call him Buster!)

[teuchter]

Met a bloke through a mutual friend who's surname was De Beur. And yes his parents were evil enough to call him Rupert.

[htwood]

I met a woman whose first name was Regurga. (surname not Tate LOL)
Still, kinda had a gag reflex thang going.

Sassy has the bestest list of funny names....cmon Sassy, lessee some.

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

Heard of an optician in Edinburgh called Mr Squint.Just think if his first name was Ian and his middle name was Christopher,then he would be Mr. I.C.Squint!!!!!

I also heard he had a cousin on his fathers side called Ivor,this chaps middle name was Peter and he had a problem with hitting the toilet bowl when he went to the loo...mind ye what would you expect from a guy called I.P.Squint!!!!!

[angela5]

There was also a grave digger called Doug Graves....

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

Then there was the guy who owned a lot of mad cats called..... Claude Allover

[angela5]

There was a lawyer called Laura Norder....(law & order)...

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

Then there was the lassie who always had a sore bum.....now what was her name....oh aye,Emma Roids.

[ice box]

I mind a boy when i was young called R . Smellie .

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

And who could forget the guy who's bum was always sticking out o' the hole in his troosers......Fred Bare.

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

And who was the name o' the guy who tried to jump over the barbed wire fence oot at Keiss.......wis it no R.S.Torneaway.

[angela5]

Then there was the lassie who always had a sore bum.....now what was her name....oh aye,Emma Roids.

hee...hee...cedric...

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

Wis there no a guy oot at Thrumster who used to make woman's tights called Gus Sett.