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    If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing she would become Whoopi Cushing,

    If Honey from Eastenders married Alfie Moon she would become Honey Moon.

    If Minnie Driver married Henry Cooper she would become Mini Cooper.

    Can you think of any others.

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    Oh this is a hard 1 but does this make sense??

    If Goldie Hawn married Michael fish..........Goldie Fish

    Not as good as yours tho

    I'll keep thinking!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2little2late
    If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing she would become Whoopi Cushing,

    If Honey from Eastenders married Alfie Moon she would become Honey Moon.

    If Minnie Driver married Henry Cooper she would become Mini Cooper.

    Can you think of any others.
    I remember something like this running on Radio 1 about 20 years ago. One I recall from then was, if Isla St Clair married Barry White, divorced and married Bryan Ferry, she would be Isla White-Ferry

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    If Princess Di had married Chris Rea you would have.....

    Di Rea.

    Pass the Immodium!!

    The Loafer
    Tally ho with a bing and a bong and a buzz-buzz-buzz

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    Quote Originally Posted by scorrie
    I remember something like this running on Radio 1 about 20 years ago. One I recall from then was, if Isla St Clair married Barry White, divorced and married Bryan Ferry, she would be Isla White-Ferry
    I heard that myself on radio one. Think the D.J. was even Gary Davis.This is the one I was trying to think of. Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loafer
    If Princess Di had married Chris Rea you would have.....

    Di Rea.

    Pass the Immodium!!

    The Loafer
    Ha Ha that's a good one Loafer, I am still thinking
    Not all chillies are hot but do not be deceived

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    If Whitney Huston married Gene Pitney she would be Whitney Pitney.

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    Obiron4377 actually asked me the night if Ivor the Engine married Christopher Biggins wouldn't that no make....Ivor Biggins!!!
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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