A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
milk,
a carton of eggs,
orange juice,
lettuce,
coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed
the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed
single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have
tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know
what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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